A Fish Called Wanda and 2 Pythons Called Cleese and Palin Make Comedy Gold

The members of UK comedy group Monty Python have given the world some truly stupendous films. Together they made three uproarious films, with The Holy Grail (1975) and Life of Brian (1979) both being included in The Book. Both of those films were directed by Terry Jones, with Terry Gilliam assisting in the direction of the first, as well as himself directing The Book-worthy film Brazil (1985) as well as 2 films which are part of the book 101 Cult Movies You Must See Before You Die, the hilarious Time Bandits (1981) and the renowned Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998), both in my opinion deserving of a place in The Book. And now, with A Fish Called Wanda (1988), we can add another hilarious Book-worthy film that was directed by a Python to the list. Wait, what's that? You though Charles Crichton directed this film? Well, that is true, but John Cleese, who also co-wrote the screenplay and starred in the film, assisted in the direction but went uncredited. Personally, the fact that this is Crichton's final film, the only one of his in The Book, and the fact that the comedy of the film seems so akin to Monty Python makes me think that Cleese played quite a pivotal role in the making of this film.

The film starts out as your basic Heist Film. Jamie Lee Curtis, Michael Palin, Kevin Kline, and Tom Georgeson (whose character's name is George Tomason, hahaha) steal some diamonds. Curtis and Kline tell the police Gergeson did it so they can take the money for themselves (and Curtis plans to double-double-cross and knock out Kline to take the money for herself), but Georgeson has already hidden the diamonds away with the help of Palin. Cleese, playing the barrister defending Georgeson, is being seduced by Curtis in an attempt to get information out of him. Kline, a jealous and stupid American (aren't we all?) who likes to pretend to be intelligent by quoting Nietzsche, is not happy about this and keeps interrupting the two lovebirds, saying, "If you touch his dick, I'll kill him!"

"Oh dear, my dick is burning. Someone must be talking about it! Or it could be the herpes..."

I must say, before watching this film, when I saw that it was Kline who received the film's only Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor, I was surprised. With 2 Pythons in the film, how could Kline be the funniest guy on screen? Well, after watching the film I must say Kline earned his award. His buffoonery, his sexual jealousy, his Ugly American way of thinking, and just everything about him is hilarious. Some of the funniest parts of the movie are when he and Palin are together. Firstly, Kline continues to torture Palin, at first figuratively by making fun of his hilariously exaggerated stutter, and later literally by eating his beloved fish in order to get some information out of him. Midway through the film Palin starts to suspect that Kline and Curtis, who claim to be brother and sister, are actually lovers, and to throw him off the scent, Kline pretends to be gay by hitting on Palin.

You don't want to know where he is going to stick that fish.

Of course the other characters in the film are great as well. Palin's exaggerated stutter is a constant source of hilarity, which pleasantly surprised me, as I thought it would get old after a while (it doesn't). The character's other defining trait, his love for animals, is also a source of laughs, because he keeps killing them, much to his dismay. For example, Palin is commanded to kill an old woman who is the only witness in the case against Georgeson. This old woman has 3 dogs. Each time Plain tries to kill her, he ends up killing a dog instead. In one case he watches helplessly while an attack dog he meant to attack the old lady instead sinks his teeth into one of the adorable puppies.

"Oh sh... sh... sh..., oh shhhh... shh... shi..., oh shhhhhiiii... oh bollocks!"

Curtis does a fantastic job in the film as the femme fatale, who flirts with every single male lead in the film in an attempt to get something out of him. Her kiss has the power to make suave mobsters go dumb, jealous boyfriends to hang men out of windows, shy guys to lose their stutters if only for a moment, and pompous old lawyers to go all wobbly. Ah, but she does have a weakness of her own. She gets completely wet for any man who can speak a foreign language, even if they are saying complete nonsense like "Mozzarella Parmigiano" or comparing her breasts to what I believe translates out to "The 2 beautiful cathedrals of Milan." Perhaps her most interesting relationship is with Cleese. At the start she is clearly just using him for information, but after a while his genuine love for her (and his ability to speak both Italian AND Russian) causes her to fall in love in what is actually a believable romance. Still, she gets all of her lovers into trouble, such as when Cleese gets caught stark naked by the owners of a house he is using as a getaway for his encounters with her, and has to cover his manhood with a picture of the lady of the house...in front of her kids and husband no less!

"Ah, welcome home! What, me? Why, I was just admiring the back of your wife's head. Oh dear, that didn't come out right, did it..."

Of course Cleese is indispensable to the film. His uncredited direction is fantastic and his written dialog is absolutely hilarious. Of course, in his own acting, he brings a lot of his considerable comedic experience to the table. In one scene when he is prancing about in his underwear his movements clearly mimic his famous "Ministry of Silly Walks" sketch from his Python days, to hilarious effect. The portrayals of his sad, repressed, henpecked home life will remind Cleese fans very strongly of his work on the British sitcom Fawlty Towers. And, of course, his presence brings moments of unbridled silliness that lead to big laughs.

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Of course the picture isn't perfect. The cinematography is unspectacular, with too many angled shots in the heist scene in particular. It suffers from some cliches of 80s films, such as text at the end telling us what happened to all of the characters. But, seriously, who gives a shit. This is a comedy, and the only thing I want out of a comedy is laughs, and boy does this films deliver in that department. This is one of the funniest films I have ever seen. The laughter is nearly constant. Not a scene goes by without at least a chuckle, and some scenes had me laughing so hard I had violent coughing attacks afterwards. The humor ranges from visual to dialog-based, from subtle to insane. Even the predictable jokes are funny when these guys do it, a difficult task that I have only seen achieved by some of the better Mel Brooks films. As a comedy, it is one of the best. If you are looking for a laugh, definitely check this move out. I consider this movie to be an Essential film, and give it an official score of 9/10.

Subtlety Meets Insanity: Luis Bunuel's The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie

Before viewing Luis Bunuel's The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie (1972), I had already seen his early film collaborations with the great artist Salvador Dali, An Andalusian Dog (1928) and The Age of Gold (1930). With 44 years separating his first film entry in The Book and his last (this film, obviously), Bunuel has the longest career in making Book-worthy films, even beating out The Book's most prolific filmmaker, Alfred Hitchcock, at 43 years with Blackmail (1929) and Frenzy (1972). Obviously, even for a filmmaker with a much shorter career, their early pictures are bound to be different from their late picture. That is true in many ways for Bunuel, but not in all way. Discreet Charm certainly differs from his early films in the fact that it is in color, it is a "Talkie," it is over 90 minutes, and it actually manages to have a plot. However, what it has in common with his early, surrealistic masterpieces is the sheer insanity of many of its surrealistic images, but this time given the added punch of being perfectly missed with often very subtle (and often very unsubtle) comedy/social commentary.

The films mostly follows a group of 6 upper-class friends living France. One is an ambassador from the completely fictitious nation of Miranda in South America. His two friends/cocaine-dealing business partners, along with their wives and one sister-in-law, set out on a single, seemingly simple mission: have a nice, pleasant meal together. Throughout the film, however, they are thwarted at every turn in this endeavor.

These are our 6 main characters. Plus the maid. But she's a dirty commoner, so she doesn't matter.

What thwarts our friends in their efforts to dine together are a combination of simple misunderstanding, restaurants that run entirely out of tea and coffee, hosts too busy fucking to attend to their guests, army maneuvers  taking place outside, the fact that often the meals they are attempting to have are only occurring in someone's dream (or their dream of someone else having a dream), and a series of unexpected guest ranging from patricidal lieutenants to mobsters. Confused? So am I. Here are some examples. At one point, the groups goes to a local inn for a meal. Despite the fact that the place is locked and no customers are there, someone lets them in and assures them that they will be served, explaining the the inn is "under new management." Before they can even order, they hear weeping in the next room. Upon investigating, they discover that the inn owner has died, that his corpse is in the room, and the funeral is currently taking place. Despite the fact that the men still want to eat right next to a funeral (WTF?!) the women insist on leaving. On another evening, the group is unexpectedly interrupted by a troop of Cavalrymen, who were invited to stay at the house the next day, but had to come early. Before the meal can start, the Marijuana-smoking commander immediately has to take his troops to go participate in military maneuvers right outside the house...but not before he lets one of his privates tell them all about a dream he had last night where he was searching for his dead mother.

Whoa, man, is that, like, some food? My men and I totally have the munchies! Hey, ya wanna hear about Bill's dream? It's, like, totally trippy.

For the most part, the first half of the films takes place in "reality" while the second half takes place in a series of dreams that characters in the film have. I placed the word reality in quotation marks because the non-dream world of this film in no way resembles actual reality. The stuffy, upper-class characters of the film respond to incredibly random and nonsensical events without batting an eyelash, which adds much of the comedy to the film. For example, in one scene, the three women are out at a restaurant together, when a young soldier comes up and asks them if they had happy childhoods. He tells them he did not, and asks them if he can tell them a long but interesting story about it (without so much as giving his name). He then tells them about how, as a child, the ghost of his mother asked him to poison her husband to death because he was not really the boy's father and had killed her only true lover in a duel. He does so before going off to military school. Then, story told, he begs their pardon and takes his leave, with the women acting as if he had done nothing more interesting than talk about the weather. Later, a Bishop come up to one of their houses, dresses up in their overalls, and asks if he can be their gardener... and of course they agree, while still always remembering to respectfully address him as, My Lord.

This woman doesn't actually think she's Napoleon, but even if she did, she'd still be the sanest person in the film.

And the insanity of the "real world" doesn't stop there. There is a subplot in which the ambassador is being hunted down by a young, sexy female assassin. When she tries to kill him at his house in the name of Mao Zedong, he sneaks around behind her and forces her to give up her weapons, taking his opportunity to fondle her afterwards. When someone sees her standing in the street outside his office playing with a toy dog, he takes out a rifle and shoots the toy dog to scare here away.

It's okay folks, he said he knows what he's doing. He looks sane enough right now, right?

So, if reality is this messed up, you know the dreams have to be pretty crazy for them to be obviously dreams. Usually if somebody important dies it is a dream. In one dream after the 6 friends are arrested (again interrupting their dinner), they ghost of a dead police chief who liked to torture young men by placing them inside of electrified pianos comes around and frees them from jail. In another dream, their dinner is yet again interrupted when they find that they are actually on a stage, and that their dinner is actually part of a play. Of course, none of them can remember their lines, and despite some valiant efforts to save the show by the Bishop, they give up and again leave without eating.

Gives new meaning to the term "Dinner Theater."

Now you might be surprised to learn that despite the description of this film's insane, surreal plot, it actually managed to win the Academy Award for Best Foreign Language Film. This is for two reasons. Firstly, though insane, the plot points I have described and more are completely hilarious in context. Secondly, there is a lot subtle visual humor and other more appreciable comedic points throughout the film. Of course, there is the social satire. When the rich couple try to throw out the Bishop when he is dressed in overalls, only recognizing him when he returns dressed in "proper" religious garb, and then hire the impoverished man as their gardener while still addressing him as My Lord, that is pretty biting. At one point they invite their driver to come inside and have a drink so they can mock they uncivilized way in which he drinks his martini, and all the while one of the high class ladies has gotten staggeringly drunk to the point of vomiting in the space of 5 minutes. Also, as a matter of course, the ambassador and his friends are involved in illegal cocaine smuggling. There is also a lot of subtle humor that, if recognized, is truly hilarious. My favorite part is when the Bishop continues to misappropriate landmarks in the ambassador's homeland of Miranda. The ambassador assures him that Bogota is not in Miranda, nor are the Pampas, nor are the Pyramids, to the Bishop's increasing dismay. The hilarious things is that of course the Bishop is getting confused, because Miranda does not really exist.

The film's biggest preoccupation, however, and its biggest weapon in its assault on the mannerisms of the rich, is sexual politics. The ambassador is of course shagging his friend's wife, and though he discovers his wife in his house he thinks nothing of it, and the brash ambassador even tries to sneak a quickie in before they all leave together. One couple leaves their guests to go have sex in the garden, and return with grass in their hair that the Bishop is kind enough to point out for them. At one point, the young girl states she cannot stand to look at an old man playing the cello in the restaurant, and a zoom-in to his hands reveals that his playing suspiciously resembles a man playing with a woman's clitoris. The woman comments by saying, "It's too bad he isn't younger."

In utilizing comedy to attack an upper class that is shallow and preoccupied with empty hyper-sexuality, Discreet Charms often closely resembles Jean Renoir's The Rules of the Game (1939), as well as the films of Italian directors Michelangelo Antonioni and Federico Fellini. However, the madcap surreality of Bunuel's film makes it much more fun to watch than Antonioni's slow, often boring pretension and even manages to out-crazy Fellini's often carnival-like atmosphere. In conclusion, the film is superbly acted, incredibly well shot, and just plain fun to watch. Not everyone will "get it," but the film is much more accessible to an average audience than his early films, and I would recommend it to anyone I though had any appreciation for film. I give this film a personal grade of an A and an official grade of an 8/10.

Final Note: I have my own grading system. It Goes as follows:

B=Bad, I did not like it and did not even want to finish the film.

F=Fine, I finished it, it was OK, I'm glad I saw it, but do not want to see it again.

Go=Good, it was worth watching and I might see it again, but it had nothing special.

Gr=Great, I loved it and would see it again in a heartbeat, though it did lack anything truly remarkable or unique

A=Amazing, this film is not only fantastic but it does something that no other film has done before or does things better than most other films

E=Essential, I will tell everyone that they MUST see this film in their lifetime, no exceptions.

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